Top Definition
An abrnomally tall guy for an asian, who asks sincere honest questions that he doesn't know the answer too, but apparently everybody find hilarious for some odd reason.
The future Yao Ming, and someday doctor. Talks very quickly, sometimes too fast, but is not afraid to merge with the general public

PRONOUNCED: "YOU-TEN"
The future Yao Ming

Dieuten is awesome.

Hey Dieuten, what are you up to today
by Yao Ming Junior December 11, 2011

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