Also Diet Pepsi is an abomination of the name pepsi considering it tastes so bad it mutilates taste buds.
"The Sun caused the can to explode and the diet pepsi eroded my hands before I jumped in a lake, causing all the fish to die."
"So I take that as a no?"
"Actually I have a can but this stuff makes my mouth bleed
"It's because you still have taste buds."
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!