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A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014
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