A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
by avialae March 19, 2013
woman built like a brick shithouse, tattoos, piercings, and bigger cajones then you could ever wish for
seen on the street transferring a bumper sticker to her car that reads... HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
by BlackSheep March 14, 2003
A lesbian trucker who is often unattractive sporting a butch haircut, broad shoulders, chain drive wallet, tattoos, flannel shirt, blue jeans and a tire knocker, often missing one or more front teeth as a result of bar room brawling.
Mr. Public's wife used to be cute but she changed after she had a few kids. She chopped her hair, got tattoos and started hanging out with all her lesbian friends at the truck stop, she turned into a diesel dyke.
by Jolly Roger August 17, 2004
n. female version of jock except without the homophobia
That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.
by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004
Any butch bitch who works in the automotive industry. Usually depicted with short hair and voice as deep as a whores snatch and a head as rough as a kicked in shit tin.
Customer: Sir I'd like my car serviced
Mechanic: Sure, i'll call julie
Customer: Julie????!!!!
Mechanic: Shes our residenty Diesel Dyke
Customer: Runs away crying
by stevemcqueen March 26, 2007
A lesbian who makes a considerable effort to look as unattractive to men as possible. Often wears dungarees. Very much at home under the bonnet with a spanner.
That diesel dyke fair frightens the hell out of me
by rexie September 15, 2003
A "female" who resembles prehistoric man in many respects. Large, ungainly, hairy, loud, dirty, unkempt, smelly, ignorant, aggressive, revolting, unevolved, clumsy, stupid and disgusting.
Hillary Clinton loved a good strap-on ass fucking from a diesel dyke like Janet Reno.
by hammerhead March 13, 2004

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