A pill-poppin, panty-droppin, knobb-slobbin, pube-headed ricksucker.Diehls are known to take two xanex, three vicodin, and a few muscle relaxers then pass out with their dog's red rocket in their mouth only to be found by their Motha hours later. Next time your walkin your dog pookie in the park, guard his rocket relentlessly, or a Diehl will strike again!!
Yea I met these kids Mike and AJ in school, they turned out to be a couple of Diehls and, well, lets just say my mom won't let them sleep over again until my dog dies.
by Maukstraussity February 12, 2008
...of German heritage, usually beer loving, joke telling, jolly people, they love wenches and lean to the kinkier side of life.
Don't we all wish we could be a "Diehl".
by BigDiehl February 03, 2009