kaylynn: that's my diego, i'm going to marry him because im totally in love with him.
kaylynn: so back off.
Frat Boy 2: Nah man, I caught her in bed with some diego, so we broke up.
Beware: Tries to make you jealous with other girls, yet he's the sweetest and cutest thing in this planet.
Oh why couldn't he be more like Diego?