A hispanic guy that tends to attract pretty girls with his perfect spanish, and massive penis. Justifies his massive penis on some distant african american relative, but cannot explain his hate for life or the people he loves.
That guy walks around like he's got an S on his chest, talking spanish like he owns mexico, what a diego sanchez.
To alternate between periods of insane, erratic behavior, drug binges, and possible delusions and/or hallucinations, to periods of of accepting Jesus, living in christ's image, acting relatively rational. The two personas interchange intermittently and unexpectedly.
That guy has been stretching for an hour straight, and is talking to himself and yelling "YES" at irregular intervals; he's going Diego Sanchez.