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To be such a drunken mess and a lightweight that upon imbibing copious amounts of alcohol you are rendered involuntarily unconscious and unable to be wrested from your slumber.
I’m such a mess, I got so drunk at that party the other night that I did a mel and woke up on the couch on my own and everyone had gone home
by Lorenstinks February 02, 2012

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