Are you fucking retarded?
this is a Dictionary you RETARD!!!!!
by J-J-J-JILES November 12, 2010
What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
by Cyberquad April 06, 2004
Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole".
-Demetri Martin
by You're an asshole May 06, 2008
A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003
Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit
Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary
by Raving_toma March 31, 2005
You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
by G-rett May 02, 2008
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?
by Macguire December 10, 2006
A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.
Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight
by yesa' massa November 15, 2006

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