(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!
I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!

Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!

Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!
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A dickwolf is a mythical creature most well known for the fact that it's limbs (ranging from six to two dozen) are all erect penises. The nocturnal dickwolf, a pack predator, is commonly known to prey on humans... whom they rape, as a pack, in order to acquire substinence. Dickwolves are known to hold their prey captive in their lairs, so they may rape them (again, as a pack, with their six to two dozen penis-limbs) several times over the course of months.
Please, save me from the dickwolves! They've held me captive and have raped me every night for the last six months!

Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
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A phrase to replace the words "the end" of a television show or movie. Coming from the last moment of a Law and Order show, usually at the end of a twist ending or a very dramatic moment, where it flashes to this name.
I was watching Sixth Sense and then it got to the Dick Wolf and it turned out he was dead all along. Blew my mind.
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Purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on Law and Order SVU
Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden

Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way
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a jerk who tries to take credit for someone else's work. (After Dick Wolf who gets all his ideas for Law & Order from real crimes.)
Friend 1: We should probably get to the concert at least an hour early.

Friend 2: Yeah, we should probably get there like an hour early cause it’s gonna get packed.

Friend 1: I just said that, Dickwolf.

Friend: Oh, hah, sorry.
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v.t.A certain perverse sexual act, the details of which cannot be mentioned here
"We sure Dick Wolfed him."
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- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.

- noun

1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.

*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."

- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
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