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3.
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George March 16, 2003
 
8.
Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game
Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013
 
9.
infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin
"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"
by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 02, 2011
 
10.
When the hair turns green and falls off, this is very rare. The weed is very expensive and valuble.
Bob: Where do you get dick-weed?
Tim: The Pope..
by MaryMustashfa September 22, 2009
 
11.
Dick, as in penis/stupid + weed, as in, marijuana. Marijuana, which perceives you to be dopey,. Weeds,also in general, as they are in the home garden. They are a pain in the ass and annoying. Therefore weed = dopey/pain in the ass/annoying. As one word, this comes to be 'dickweed'.
John: I told you not to put the sauce in until its completely cooked.
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!
by FrancoAus May 10, 2009
 
12.
Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?
by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008
 
13.
A type of weed that is smoked through smoking penises.
"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."
by Dalhusky April 14, 2008
 
14.
the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.
person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.
by pimptastic11111 March 13, 2008