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20. Dickweed
A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.
Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...

Dickweed: HEY, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I HAVE.

Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.
1. Dickweed
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
2. Dickweed
Like a dickwad, only thinner.
Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.
3. Dickweed
A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
4. dickweed
someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
5. dickweed
A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
by NixonIsBack Jun 5, 2005 add a video
6. Dickweed
A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
7. dickweed
A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.
My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.
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