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A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.
Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...


Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.
by H-D-W July 18, 2010
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
by Rusty616 October 11, 2006
A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George March 16, 2003
Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
by jr3117 September 08, 2006
1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant
Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!
by PamieLynne May 17, 2005
a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore
"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!
by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014
a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool
this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed
by fcm09 August 01, 2009