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14.
A type of weed that is smoked through smoking penises.
"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."
by Dalhusky April 14, 2008
 
1.
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
by Rusty616 October 11, 2006
 
2.
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George March 16, 2003
 
3.
A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
 
4.
Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
by jr3117 September 08, 2006
 
5.
1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant
Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!
by PamieLynne May 17, 2005
 
6.
A person who is sometimes mean
look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
by Hellobello July 05, 2014
 
7.
Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game
Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013