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27. Dickweed
A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!
1. Dickweed
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
2. Dickweed
Like a dickwad, only thinner.
Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.
3. Dickweed
A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
4. dickweed
someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
5. dickweed
A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
by NixonIsBack Jun 5, 2005 add a video
6. Dickweed
A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
7. dickweed
A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.
My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.
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