1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.
2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).
3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.
4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.
Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!
I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!
Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.
Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon
1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.
2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.
1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!
2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.