a cigerette that has had its tabacco pinched or squeazed out and replaced with marijuana in order for user to inconspicuously get high in public places. inspired by the stupid british term for a cigerette: a fag.
i knew i was gonna want to get fucked up at the baseball game, so i made a couple dick turds so i wouldn't get caught. let's just say it was a grand slam nigggaaaaa.
by steven gilman May 01, 2005
One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.
You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.
by non dick-turd May 08, 2006
After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.
Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.
by KanadaJayhawk July 19, 2013