When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.
James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.
Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?
James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
No baby. That there belongs in you!
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.