friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Deluded sense of wealth
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.