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3.
Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.
James you dicksplash
by Richard July 23, 2003
 
1.
Old 80s school insult recently ressurected
You f*****g dicksplash!
by Ze Lion October 06, 2003
 
2.
n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."
by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
 
4.
When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."
by Bloomerz August 30, 2011
 
5.
Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past
Jake is such a dicksplash
by Ashmaggot May 31, 2011
 
6.
An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.
"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
by Dicksplash Tony November 25, 2013
 
7.
The Splashing of excess liquid on a penis onto a certain individual, crowd, or object.
Windixie: Hey, I got Dick Splashed At School Today.
by RockManSam November 25, 2009