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Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!
I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.
by Dick S March 30, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 07, 2017
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Donkey Punch Plush

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A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs
She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 07, 2017
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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