A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.
Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.
by GeurillaChris December 22, 2005
Top Definition
someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
You cut me off, DICKFUCK!
by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003
Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.
My boss is a dick fuck.
by Bazerkdajerk September 07, 2006
A stupid fucker; a fuck up.
Billy is being obnoxious; Eddy tells him,"shut up you dickfuck." Eddy uses the word "dickfuck" to insult Billy.
by Bitchlica April 03, 2005
When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.
Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.
by Satan Demon August 12, 2003
inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.
I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
by A fuckin men to that June 10, 2006
A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

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