(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!