*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*
"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"
"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""
"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"
*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*
"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"
Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"
Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"