Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

Boat Dick

A dick that has boat like qualities, such as length, girth, and buoyancy. (Handles very smoothly) "Ther' she blows!"

Matt Olkowski has a Boat Dick

by AlexaCunt February 18, 2010

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 7, 2014