Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!
Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!
Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
Friend 2: Yeah, we should probably get there like an hour early cause it’s gonna get packed.
Friend 1: I just said that, Dickwolf.
Friend: Oh, hah, sorry.