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When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

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Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.
M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."
by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

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Slang for sex
Dude me and that chick dick jousted last night
by Hermaphragay December 26, 2011

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