Top Definition
A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!


by Alex1010 March 19, 2009
1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
by titsmcgeefuckme June 09, 2008
1: a sudden and unintentional outburst of dickishness or dick-like behavior
2: a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud

3: to have a sudden or unintentional outburst of dickishness or dick-like behavior
4: to have a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud
My apologies for cheating on you with your sister. It was just a dickup and it will never happen again.

Man, I keep pissing everybody off today. I got a bad case of the dickups.
by roncramat August 08, 2012
Consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your penis in an up-and-down motion
My penis has gotten quite strong ever since I started doing dick ups
by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008
An inverted push up, using your hips you thrust in an upward motion. Giving you stamina & dick strength.
I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did if I didn't do my dick ups every day.
by Psych0Smil3s July 15, 2016
When you have the hicups after sucking dick
Susan: so did you and rolf have a goodtime last night

Jenny: yeah it was fun and rolf was laughing when I got the dickups
by Hunterkunsenpaichan January 15, 2016
an erection
do u wake up with a dick up
by dave April 09, 2003
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