Dick pit 

The area where the dick nestles into the balls, thus creating a pit.

"Dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven't cleaned my dick pit in awhile."

Dick pit by CJay Kilpatrick June 24, 2008

dick pit 

The geographical region of Florida's coastline between the Big Bend Wildlife Management Area and the Bald Point State Park. Similar to an 'arm pit,' this region represents the are between the base of the phallus state's shaft and the scrote, respectively.

Every time I drive I-10 through Florida, I can't help but pass by the dick pit.

dick pit by DadPunsAreBadPuns May 31, 2020

Dick in the pit

A fuck-up, or a total disaster.

"Kieran, you are such a fucking dick in the pit."

"Well, that party was quite a dick in the pit, wasn't it?"

Dick in the pit by BagelStanley February 18, 2009

pity dick 

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

pity dick by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

Pita bread dick 

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

pitch a dick 

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

pitch a dick by MajorKade December 9, 2015

dickpit

The spot where the bottom of the shaft meets the balls. It's like the armpit of the dick.

That kick hit him right in the dickpit.

dickpit by dickpit January 10, 2008