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8.
Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.
But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.
by CClark mcfly April 01, 2009
 
9.
1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.
1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
by Thunderbottom August 03, 2011
 
10.
a person who disrespects you in any form or matter.
dont be such a dicktit gina.
by fabio gussini February 09, 2009
 
11.
A negative exclamation
Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.
by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 February 25, 2014
 
12.
elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!
Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}
by jib9119 August 17, 2013
 
13.
Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by goldengirlsblows December 17, 2010
 
14.
When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.
Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!
by sdot91 August 18, 2010