by Lord Christopher November 7, 2007
A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.
"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.
A dick shield, hence.
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.
A dick shield, hence.
by Charlesm12345678 October 28, 2007
Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 5, 2020
Joe was using his Autism diagnosis as a dick shield to try and get a pass for his entitled behavior and harassment. HR was not amused.
Or
It's intensely frustrating when people who've never even read it try and use The Bible as a dick shield to excuse their reprehensible actions.
Or
It's intensely frustrating when people who've never even read it try and use The Bible as a dick shield to excuse their reprehensible actions.
by Cemicatte May 22, 2023