The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.
While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.
by Erox72 July 27, 2013
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Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.
I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.
by somerset shirley May 12, 2005
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When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.
Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.
by dRocl August 30, 2015
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1. A person who believes they're hot shit
2. One who brags about stuff no one else cares about
3. Someone who talks shit about other people behind their back because they're an incompetent and insecure douche cock
Person 1: Told you he was a fag. Why did you hang out with him? I'm so much better than that fag.
(Person 1 is insecure about actually being a fag and trying to divert attention from their fagginess by calling other people fags and saying he is better.)
Person 2: Shut up dick fence! Quit being such a fag you gay homo douchey douche cock.
by DeathCubeKX March 7, 2012
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A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations
Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."
by dRocl August 30, 2015
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A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations
Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."
by dRocl August 30, 2015
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