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Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.
Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.
by kneecoal! June 12, 2010

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