A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.
Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!
A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.
tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!