In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
( Bri ) What were they like???
Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith