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1.
The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.
by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011
 
2.
Slang for lube.
Dude! You got dick slide all over me!
by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009