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Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.
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A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.
" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"
by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005
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an unfortunate occurance that has or will soon take place in your very near future
Dammit!!!! every time I come to work in this place im forced to eat a large bowl of dick salad
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What a vegeterian hoe usually eats on a daily basis because she won't eat "real meat"
Yo, Nancy be eatin all that dick salad every day like damn Nancy you a nasty hoe
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Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.
You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!
by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005
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1. a salad mixed with loads of penis

2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face

3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"

2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."

3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
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When you get out the shower without shaving in weeks and your pubs look like seaweed.
"I should really should shave I'm starting to get dick salad down there"
by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017
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