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1.
The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.
After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"
by Stu March 14, 2004
 
2.
when a male ejaculates all over a female's face, usually after he has had sex with her or she has given him a blow job.
did you hear that rahul tried to give crissy contraception a dick pie, but he had to go charge his phone instead.
by ah ya, 86 July 03, 2005