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3. Dick Muffin
the tip of a dick.
"holy shit nice dick muffin!"
1. dick muffin
(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
2. dick muffin
a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis
dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job
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