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1. Dick Lip
(masculine) 1) A man whose mouth is bigger than his dick. 2) One who exaggerates sexual exploitations, or lies about who he has had sex with.
e.g., John that dick lip motherfucker said he fucked three chicks last night. Classical "You dick lip motherfucker...shut the fuck up!"
2. dick mustache
A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
3. Dick-Burn
the bumps and scrape on the inside of your bottom lip from your teeth from giving head.
Hey, she got dick-burn.
4. dick-target
The small growth of hair beneath the lower lip, not quite a goatee, growing only in the center of the chin. Usually no more than half an inch wide, but of any length.
It's great that you can finally grow facial hair, but shave that fucking dick-target off, it makes you look like a fag.
5. bic dick
When you hook up with a girl that has a mustache, and cum on her uppper lip. Then grab a Bic razor and shave her mustache using the cum as shaving cream.
I took this girl home last night, and she was in need of a shave. After a blow job, I came on her upper lip and broke out my razor to perform a Bic Dick.
6. Dick bumper
A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.
keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.
7. dirty weanie pearl dick tit
when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.
"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."
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