Guys(Dick) putting their foot(Hammer) down when it comes to girls.
girl: Who's underwear are these!? there not mine.
guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?
1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'
2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch
and burned her gooch
...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
To hit a golf ball with force.
Wow, I really dickhammered that ball.