Top Definition
Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
Scaly skin on one or both sides of the penis caused by having too much sex.
Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.
by joe pud November 02, 2009
When a guy gets cum on his pubic hair and allows it to dry. It then flakes off when rubbed or scratched and looks like dandruff.
"Dude you are bald but I saw a lot of flakes on the bathroom floor. Do you suffer from Dick Dandruff?"

I really need to take a shower or she will see my dick dandruff and know that I was with my side chick
by big jai jai January 23, 2015

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