Famous quote: "Well slap me on my ass and put a finger in my dick."
The shittiest place on earth creates the shittiest people on earth. Everyone hates Utica kids, and Utica kids hate everyone in return. It's a shitstorm of assholes, douchebags and of course, dicks.
Dude 2 "Not like theres anything else to do there"
Dude 1 "I went to Dick City last night and everyone was really nice"
Dude 2 "Really?"
Dude 1 "No, I got jumped."