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When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident.

Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.
Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her.

That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.
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1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face

2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize
He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her! Her face was covered in spunk.
by dirty little girl October 16, 2010
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Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.

Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
by Danny Glover September 27, 2005
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When one surprises a friend by blowing a load in their face.
I met a chick last night and I totally pulled a Dick Cheney all over her face.
by Wood Chuck M.F. July 04, 2012
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A sexual act in which the guy blows his load on the girl's face, then forces her to apologize for standing in the way, through intimidation or otherwise.
Alec: So I Dick Cheney'ed that girl last night. She was in tears.

Eddie: Heh. Bitch had it coming.
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To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.
"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.
by Tab170 July 10, 2008
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Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin
I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert
by kanadzki May 26, 2008
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