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A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
by Y2JandN9ne December 21, 2008
An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013