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Dichotomous: A word that you don't know the meaning of, but you use because it is long and sounds educated. Common responses are either calling your bitch ass out, or responding as indicated in the example.
Dichotomous. Yeah I can do that too: paraphernalia. Doesn't make you sound any smarter, ass hole.
by Irony inspired motherfucker November 21, 2005

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