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1.
A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.
Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."

God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."

OR (as an exclamatory adjective)

Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"
by HeroicFlow January 30, 2008
 
2.
(adj.) (slang) More than one douche; Every type of Douche combined
-Those guys are diche!
-Dude, you're such a Diche
by Den Cipracle November 15, 2010
 
3.
A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.
SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
by Kavurcen April 26, 2009
 
4.
1)more than one douche

2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche
"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"

"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"
by Kwanda Swanson April 14, 2008
 
5.
Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.
The new guy is a diche!
by GHAK November 26, 2008
 
6.
(pronounced as dish)

a mix between a dick and a douche.

a guy who is a real asshole.
wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.
by sHANNONNNN August 16, 2005
 
7.
The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)
That guy Gary is a big diche.
by Paul Block November 02, 2007