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14. Dice
a nickname given to an irrefutable worthless piece of shit. Characteristics of this piece of shit includes huge teeth, dad sells gloves for a living,sucking a lot of cock, countless evictions,killing his mom to continue sexual relations with his dad, crying like a baby due to no friends,countless lonely nights due to people not wanting to call him, losing one ski, wasting money on Simpsons, apologizing when he gets dominated, thinks he can play tennis even though he sucks at sports, drives a piece of shit Thunderbird,afraid of movies like Saw II, gets Minnesota Cannonballed and New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by his dad. Others include assuming the position and getting repeatedly pounded in the ass by his dad and being extremely jealous and saying se dino for no reason, kicking people in the shins because he is too big of a pussy to hit someone when he can see the attack coming becausw he has no fighting skills. Also, he is the lowest possible level in society being the dirtiest of dirt, no one can ever be as low as this piece of shit is.
Zack is nicknamed Dice because he fits the definition perfectly. What a worthless piece of shit.
1. dice
you roll dice to hustle mother fuckers for their money.
rolled a seven nigga. now pay me.
by anonymous Nov 24, 2004 add a video
2. dice
Small cubes made out of ivory, plastic, wood or other various materials. Each side has a value indicated by a dot, or dots. They range from one to six. These are used to play various games as well to gamble with.
"Let's shoot some dice motherfucker!"
by IceWarm Jun 21, 2004 add a video
3. dice
Interjection.
Adjective

1. Used to congratulate
2. extremely impressive or attractive
3. very pleasant; splendid

Synonyms: Awesome, sweet, cool, nice etc.
Jim: Are you going to the concert this friday?
Steve: of course, bitch
Jim: dice!

Did you get into college?
Yes i will be attending MIT
...dice!

Woah, you have an iphone?
chyea bro
dice!.....tool
4. Dice
Slang for 2grams of Crack (A single gram is the size of your average die)worth 200$
I seen Ryan slangin' dice down in Halifax last week.
5. Dice
To ejaculate a load of semen
I was fuckin my girl hard till I pulled out and diced all over her face
6. dice
Meaning six (6) of something, in reference to the number of sides and highest number on a standard dice, being six.
Only a dice of people showed up.

He picked up a dice of beer from the gas-station.
6 six sixer 5 7
by 4Ringer May 28, 2011 add a video
7. Dice
slang; another in a long list of synonyms for the male genitalia, specifically the testes or "balls".
Jason: Holy crap! Did you see that jogger tie his shoes? His daisy dukes were so short, when he bent over, his dice flopped out of his pant legs!

Vincent: I knew you were gay...

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