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A painful combination of diarrhea and vomit; usually caused by the consumption of alcohol along with high-end cigars. Do not plan on getting laid if you have diarrhomitted before during the night.
Bill: Hey did you hear about John?
Dirk: Didn't Gemma run out on him or something?
Bill: Yeah, they smoked a cigar after doing body shots with eachother and then John started diarrhomitting when she started giving him a blowjob. Needless to say, she did not swallow.

Dirk: Cmon Bill, that's just a vulgar story.
by MagiciansRule666 February 16, 2011
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