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A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!
by Rock DJ December 03, 2004

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