A Game that nerds play in mass groups and having no sleep or food thus losing weight and life. But it's worth it for a diablo 2 player: if they find a ub3r rare item that has 60798477588477% more damage Vrs rocks
Normal Kid: Hey i just found $20
Diablo 2 Player: Well i just found a rare sword
Normal Kid: What?
Diablo 2 Player: Lol pwnt n00b diablo 2 pwns j00 lololololololololol
A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.
someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10
a disease in which you have no friends and sit on your computer all day
Do you want to D2 after school
A game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.
My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.
Video game published by Blizzard. A point and click swords and sorcery themed past time. The goal is to slay monsters and amass experience points and utilize character specific skills. Veterans of the game tend to collect the more powerful of the randomly generated items to equip their characters. Usually, with the many hours spent collecting these rare artifacts, players duel each other and optimize their characters for specific methods to exploit the weaknesses of the various hero classes.
This game is addictive like Diablo 2.
A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME!!
Diablo 2 is a Blizzard Classic. It is an online computer game that was released in 2000. It gained it's popularity in 2001 when the Expansion version was released. Although it is an M rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15.
There are 5 character classes (7 if you own the expansion) and 4 different Acts (5 if you own the expansion). In each act there are 6 quests (excluding the 4th which only has 3). The objective of the game is to complete each quest in each act (some optional, some mandatory) and to increase your level as high as you possibly can. The maximum level limit is 99 and can only be obtained by gaining an absurd amount of expierence by slaying demons in each of the 5 acts. But during your quest to level your character(s)you must also find items to become more powerful. Helm, Armour, Weapon, Shield, Belt, Boot, Glove, 2xRings, and Amulet are the various different forms of items you can find for your character. There are different classifications of items. Common(white) , Magic(blue), Rare(Yellow)and Unique(Gold). Each item holds different abilities than can increase your characters power. Once you complete all 5 acts, you can duel other players (which you can do so at any time past level 9, but you are usually best suited after completing the game an containing a fine amount of Power and Skill) to compete to be the best. Or you can simply create a seperate character and start all over.
Diablo 2 is known to ...
Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.
Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.
Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."
Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"
Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"
Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.